Escargoon Ironic Fandom and Hatedom
Escargoon is a snail who’s King Dedede’s right hand man. He grew up in a small house on a farm with his mother on Planet Popstar. But unfortunately, he ended up working for King Dedede. He somehow helps King Dedede in his plans to defeat Kirby. He tends to be grumpy among kids in the village. Not even Escargoon is safe from intoxicated fans and haters.
Why They Aren’t Welcome To King Dedede’s Castle
- They think he’s the best/worst fictional character ever when he isn’t.
Why The Fans Should Be Thrown Away By Escargoon
- They think the show is all about Escargoon, even though it isn’t.
- They sometimes call him husbando, which is a little dumb.
- They even do crossover shippings, with Escargoon even though this is rare.
- Some of them want Escargoon to be in Star Allies, even though that won’t happen because he was created for a TV show. (Barring Kirby Mass Attack).
- They create disgusting fan-art, even though this is very rare.
Why The Haters Also Should Be Hammered By King Dedede
- Some of the reasons they hate him are stupid.
- They might be part of the Kirby: Right Back at Ya! Hatedom.
What Gives Them A Hello From Escargoon’s Mother (Redeeming Qualities)
- Some of the fans make good fan-art.
- Some fans and haters accept others opinions.
- At least the fans know he’s pretty unlikely for Kirby Star Allies.